As a Michigan fan, I automatically dislike Alex Legion’s turncoat ways. Legion is a highly touted basketball recruit from Detroit County Day/Oak Hill Academy that originally signed a letter of intent to play for Michigan this season. When Michigan fired Tommy Amaker and hired former West Virginia coach Jim Beilien, Legion decommited from Michigan and signed with Kentucky. Now, I figured the coaching move, or the fact that Michigan has been dismal for the better part of a decade, was the reason for Legion’s change of heart. Boy was I wrong.
It turns out that JC was behind Legion’s decision all along. Annette Legion has the red phone to heaven and got the order from the big man himself to steer her son to Kentucky.
“I had no clue Kentucky was a basketball school. No clue,” Annette Legion said. “But God knew.”
When asked about God’s interest in her son, she quietly, almost as an aside, made a startling claim.
“Me being a prophet, he has truly ordered my son’s steps,” she said matter-of-factly.
“I’m a prophet,” she said, “someone who can prophesize about your future and what’s going on in your life.”
Well, that is just fantastic. Not only did Michigan miss out on a good guard prospect, they also lost out on a woman who is divinely inspired and has the master of the universe speak through her. Damn. Annette also claims to be able to heal people and speak in tongues. Billy Gillespie has truly found a diamond in the rough. (You won’t find this quote in the article)
Billy Gillespie : “Annette, how does Jesus think we should beat the zone?”
Annette Legion: “He thinks we should get our guards to penetrate and kick, really try to stretch the defense.”
Billy Gillespie: “Damn, that guy is good.”
She also predicted that the Cats would make the Final Four in 2009 when they will be held at Detroit’s Ford Field.
“The Lord has shown me: They’re going to the Final Four,” she said, before adding a qualifier, “providing they play together.”
“I have spoken these things into existence,” she said. “It’s not by accident that my son is here and now the Final Four is in Michigan.”
But not everything is mash potatoes and gravy in Lexington, at least according to one of Annette’s pastors Dion Grant:
Mason noted the “demonic stronghold” on Lexington, which he said worships the false idols of horse racing, basketball, football and alcohol.
Demonic stronghold aside, we are talking a Jesus guaranteed Final Four in two years and a divinely atuned running back, things are looking up in Lexington.
The Angry T
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