The 14 Craziest/Angriest WAGs In The World Of Sports

We welcome Elin Nordegren Woods to this world of WAG greatness.

Sports wives and girlfriends, otherwise known as WAGs to those in the know, continue to make names for themselves away from the sporting world by keeping their men in line.

Some do it the traditional way (Amalia Tabata Pereira wife of MLBer) by lying to the man in their life.

Others aren’t so quiet. See Elin Nordegren. Golf clubs. Possible cheating scandal.

The results? A nice mix of new and old, “The 14 Craziest/Angriest WAGs In The World Of Sports!”

In no particular order:

Lisa Left Eye Lopes: She might be dead but who can forget Left Eye. She went a little nutty on Andre Rison, way back in 1994,  accusing him of cheating on her. The results: his $1.4 million home was burned to the ground.

Elin Nordegren Woods: The rumors continue to swirl but we put Elin on this list for a reason. Tiger’s face didn’t get scratched up like a 13 month old cat going nuts on a scratching post from some simple crash.

People are trying to figure out what golf club Elin used to unleash some bashiness on Tiger’s ride. Yeah, she’s angry and crazy. Double fun.

Kim Mattingly: This is her booking photo after being arrested for public intox and disorderly conduct. We actually feel sorry for Donny Baseball.

Tanya Seymour: When your wife’s name goes viral with the term “lynching” next to it, there are issues. Richard Seymour’s wife gets onto this list with a crazy 2009 where she got started on New Year’s Eve fighting and lynching, according to arrest reports.

Deidra Lane: Most of the younger readers won’t remember Deidra Lane’s (mug shot, here) 2000 killing of the late Carolina Panthers running back Fred Lane. That would be her then-husband. She served about 6 years and didn’t get Fred’s insurance money. Such a bummer, we suppose.

Anna Benson: The former darling of the FHM, Maxim, Stuff magazine circuit has been quiet lately, but she made her name in the crazy department back in 2004 for threatening her husband with the ultimate insult if he cheated on her.

“I told (Kris) — because that’s the biggest thing in athletics, they cheat all the time — I told him, cheat on me all you want. If you get caught, I’m going to screw everybody on your entire team — coaches, trainers, players. I would do everybody on his whole team.”

Jean Strahan: This serves as a lesson to all the ballers out there who are dumb enough to leave their stuff in the house after being kicked out. Some WAGs are crazy enough to hold a yard sale and sell off your game-worn gloves for $50.

Michael was then accused of being gay. By Jean.

Jackie Christie: ‘‘Doug is allowed to look at females. I would prefer he didn’t.” Yep, Jackie is not only crazy but she once threw punches at Shaq. And makes Doug remarry her ass – yearly.

During his NBA playing days Doug wasn’t allowed to make eye contact with women who entered the dressing room where he went to work. Per Jackie’s order.

Brenda Warner: Kurt was once named to the “Top 5 America’s Most Whipped Athlete List.” Bruce Brenda used to have a trigger finger when it came to calling sports radio shows, and talking trade rumors about her husband. She seems to be calming with age but is capable of being “that wife” at a moments notice.

Carlita Hodges: You should remember Craig Hodges as the three-point threat on Chicago Bulls teams of the early 90s. What you might not remember is that Craig’s then-wife tried to either kill his ass or permanently scare him after dousing him with gasoline way back in 1991.

Craig still holds a NBA job, coaching with the Lakers. His wife? We assume he divorced her somewhere along the way.

Tawny Kitean: Just when you thought there would never be another Tawny story, she goes and makes us very happy with the recent news of a DUI. That is nothing compared to 2002 when the former Whitesnake video model beat the living daylights out of MLB pitcher Chuck Finley.

Lest we forget: “She kicked him in the thigh, in the leg, in the arm, she grabbed his ear and twisted it,” Richards said. “At one point, her high-heel shoe was on top of his foot pressing the accelerator to the ground.”

Amanda Rodrigues: Arturo Gatti obviously married the wrong woman since he’s now dead and she’s free. Amanda isn’t making a very good impression on her in-laws. She was quick to go after a $150,000 advance from Arturo’s estate. Over/Under on sports fans who believe she choked out her husband – 93%.

Amalia Tabata Pereira: When your wife has a little secret for you like the fact that she kidnapped a two-month old child, that is not exactly a well functioning marriage. Oh, and another bit of info for Jose Tabata (MLBer for the Pittsburgh Pirates) – your wife is 43! You are 20!

Alex Curran: We’d be doing a disservice if we left off an English futbol WAG. One of the world’s most beautiful WAGs was arrested in 2006 after an assault charge from striking a teenager with a bottle in a restaurant fight.

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