Searching for the NFL’s Hottest Cheerleader…and Bobby Fischer…if We Have Time

As I watched the field goal kicking contest that was the first 43 minutes of Eagles / Bears game this Sunday, my eyes were drawn away from the terrible offense to the very attractive Eagles cheerleaders wearing shorts that covered right around 25 percent of their asses. 

In a tribute to the those lovely women and their fantastic asses, I decided to attempt to find the NFL’s Hottest Cheerleader.  To figure out what is sure to be one of the greatest examples of investigative reporting of our time, we will go division by division, choosing a team’s best looking cheerleader and then stacking her up against other beautiful ladies in the division.  One cheerleader will advance from each division. Those winners will face off for the conference titles and then a “NFL Hot Cheerleader Championship Game” will determine the overall winner and the proud recipient of a five dollar gift card to Chili’s. 

We will begin with the NFC East, and I have to say I am in complete agreement with Michael Strahan about the Redskins Cheerleaders.

Dallas Cowboys – Toby Percival

Philadelphia Eagles –   Alicia

New York Giants – Ms. Strahan – Some NFL Teams do not have cheerleaders and in that case, I will be inserting some of the team’s best female fans.  In this case, Jean Strahan will strut her stuff against the best the NFC has to offer.  With 15.3 million dollars of Michael’s money in the bank, she is now an ardent Giants supporter. 

Washington Redskins – Anabel

After much deliberation and several trips to my bed room to do “in-depth research,”  the winner is….Anabel of the Washington Redskins, on the strength of that picture in the water.  We congratulate all those who participated, except Michael Strahan’s wife, because you have beaten me to my dream of winning a 15 million dollar lawsuit and never doing anything again.  Next up is the NFC South, and here is a preview:

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