Jan
04
2010

Jana Rawlinson Implants Removed For Australia’s Olympic Medal Hopes

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Australian Olympic hopeful hurdler Jana Rawlinson is making herself famous after telling the world she had her breast implants removed for the betterment of her homeland.

“Yep, I’m back to being flat as a pancake,” Rawlinson has told Woman’s Day magazine.

We’ve seen crazy sports stories but this might be the nuttiest. Could breasts be that big of an issue for women running world-class times.

Um, yes, says Rawlinson and she thinks the removal of her fake boobs might lead to greater success during the 2012 London Olympics.

The trackster didn’t stop there with her possibly controversial comments.

“I absolutely loved having bigger boobs but I’ve grown up enough to know myself and to be honest about who I am when I look in the mirror.

“There are a couple of girls – who I won’t name – in world athletics who are Olympic champions, but they look like men and I don’t want to be like that.”

Wait, let us guess who she is talking about. One guess……Caster Semenya?

BINGO!

We can’t really blame Jana because the first thing some jerkoff reporter is going to ask her post race is “Do you think the boobs slowed you down to that 5th place finish?”

Nothing more than bronze for our new favorite trackster will be good enough. Then Angry T suggests she goes back to the implants and feel better about herself. It’s the Australian way!

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