The Real FIFA Player of the Year

p>For all you soccer fans out there, Kaka has been named Fifa player of the year.  For all you attractive women fans out there, Kaka has a pretty attractive wife.  In fact, as I am sure you know, there are a lot of soccer players that have damn attractive wives and girlfriends.  So, in honor of hotness, we have decided to choose our own FIFA player of the year completely based on how hot their significant other happens to be.

The player of the year was chosen from this short list of players.  FIFA whittled those thirty names down to three players, Kaka, Christiano Ronaldo and Lionel Messi, and then choose Kaka as the player of the year.  We have decided to choose the five hottest wives and girlfriends of the players on that list and then make our choice.

We also encourage you to call us stupid, jerkoffs or assholes if you disagree with any of our choices, which someone most certainly will as we opitomize those three insults.   We do ask however that you give a link to a picture of the hotter wife/girlfriend as we would really appreciate seeing where we went wrong. Without further ado, here are the FIFA Wife/Girlfriend player of the year candidates.

Andriy Shevchenko – Chelsea – Kristen Pazik – American Model

Theirry Henry – Barcelona – Nicole Merry – Model
(on the left)

(Read her shirt and giggle)

Cristiano Ronaldo – Manchester United – Gemma Atkinson – Actress/Model

(There are about 4,000 fantastic pictures of Gemma Atkinson on google if you choose to look)

Luis Figo – Inter-Milan – Helen Svedin- Swedish Model

To get the goalies involved – Gianluigi Buffon – AC Milan – Alena Seredova – Czech Model, Miss Czech Republic 1998

Honorable mention because he won the real award – Kaka – AC Milan – Caroline Celico

Winner!!!

On the strength of Gemma Atkinson’s two most important assets, the winner of the AngryT/FIFA Wife/Girlfriend/Player of the year is Christiano Ronaldo. In the words of Lloyd Christmas, “Look at the funbags on that hosehound.”

The Angry T

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