I have been anxiously awaiting the arrival of a world changing event for the better part of 11 years. I was waiting so anxiously that when it actually happened, I completely missed it. Everyone’s favorite spawn of Lucifer, New York Islander Miroslav Satan, has reached a milestone that I thought would signal the end of the earth. Sadly, it did not. Miroslav Satan notched his 666th point with a goal on December 21st against the vaunted Pittsburgh Penguins. The monumental event passed, not with a bang, but with a whimper, not unlike Y2K. Like every other right minded god fearing hockey lover, I was fairly sure that the battle for heaven, earth and Nassau Veterans Memorial Coliseum would ensue following Satan’s 666th goal. Instead, it was followed by a two minute holding penalty by Mike Sillinger and another 58 minutes or so of scintillating NHL action. The NHL can’t even do the apocalypse correctly, goddamn Bettman.
The Angry T
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