2008 Australian Open Hotness Report

In the sports stratosphere, tennis falls somewhere between hockey and golf in terms of garnering attention, ratings, and the like. But that doesn’t mean it still isn’t pretty damn entertaining. For instance, I watched a match between Lleyton Hewitt and Novak Djokovic and a match featuring Ana Ivanovic and I thoroughly enjoyed my viewing experience. Both of these wildy entertaining matches had one thing in common, very attractive women. No, I am not talking about Hewitt’s boyish good looks, I am talking about Hewitt’s very hot wife, Bec Hewitt, who was shown several times during the match, being hot in the stands. ESPN didn’t even need to pan to the stands to find hotness in the Ivanovic match, they need simply to focus the camera squarely on Ana. I was completely unconcerned with the matches outcome and wanted simply to see most Ivanovic possible.

Tennis can give us that very few other sports can, hot women playing a sport. So, in honor the the often forgot font of good looking women that is tennis, we release our report on all things hot at the 2008 Australia Open:

Ana Inanovic – Still alive in the quarterfinals, Ana faces off against Serena Williams, and will most likely look great doing it.

Bec Hewitt (Bec Cartwright) – Lleyton Hewitt’s Wife – This was the first time I have ever seen Hewitt’s wife, but I certainly hope it is not the last. If you could guarantee my four of five shots of her a match, whether Hewitt is playing or not, you could make me a lifelong fan. Plus, she isn’t just a pretty face, you look at her extensive list of work in television, and she was on the Australian version of “Dancing with the Stars”.

She can even sing, I think this thing went double platinum in Australia:

Daniela Huntuchova – Not to be outdone by her more well know colleagues, Daniela is rasing the hotness bar at the Austrailian Open. She is no slouch on the court either, as she is the #9 player in the world, and based on the pictures below, I would argue that she has a legitimate shot as number one, at least in terms of hotness.

Maria Sharapova – She is still alive and kicking in this years’ tournament and she is set to face #1 seed Justine Henin in the quarterfinals. By law, no post about women’s tennis can be complete with out a Sharapova reference, and who am I to break the law.

Serena Williams – I have had the “Is Serena attractive?” argument about 100 times with various friends and acquaintances. The big, musclar arms really don’t do it for me, but they must work for her as she because made her way to the quarters of a slam once again.

Alona Bondarenko – On the doubles side, Alona and her sister Katerina have rolled their way into the semis. I rolled myself into semi-arousal after finding some good pictures of her on google. She has a nose ring too, which I find hot, and you should too.

Nicole Kidman – Nicole managed to take in some tennis with her husband Keith Urban when she was on hand to cheer on fellow Australian Lleyton Hewitt. Despite the combined rooting power of his hot wife and an international movie star, Hewitt ultimately lost to Novak Djokovic in straight sets.

I’ll keep you posted with any updates on hot people showing up at the Australian Open, I may even watch some tennis in between saving images of Ana Ivanovic for my “ personal reflection time.”

The Angry T

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