How to Take Your Top Off For Money 101

When I was in college, I wanted nothing more than to learn how I might get into the prestigious world of porn. Everybody always looked like they were having so much fun. If I would have attended The College of William & Mary, my dream may have become a reality. I could have learned that I could have stripped to pay my way through college. I could have also become semi-aroused at the site of this show:

A woman named Dirty Martini, who weighed more than 200 pounds, did a striptease in a G-string and pasties, while a woman named Cono Snatch Zubobinskaya gave an anti-war performance that included a dildo shaped like a gun, the newspaper said.

The good news is, university funds were not used for this glorified Sex Worker Career Fair. Oh wait…they did use university funds to show what the life of a stripper is like to a group of university students? I love the idea, its tough to get a job with a marketing, advertising or communications degree, why not let the students diversify their options. Tell you what William & Mary, you give me an auditorium four, dollars and a Blockbuster membership andI’ll fill the place and show each and every student the movie Striptease, featuring Demi Moore. That movie shows the viewer all they will ever need to know about the high stakes game of taking your clothes off for money. Plus, if they miss anything, I have my own personal copy of Showgirls with Elizabeth Berkeley that should fill in any holes.

The Angry T

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