The World’s Sexiest Vegetarian Next Door

I don’t agree with most of what Peta does. The whole “don’t eat animals” business really bothers me.  I eat meat at a rate that would suggest that a cow harmed my family at some point in my life. If they were at all fashionable, I would wear coats made of multiple animals. The head of a bear, the arms of a tiger and the legs of a zebra would be my regular attire.   In my opinion, if they aren’t cute, or fast enough to run away, they should be eaten or worn.  But I will say one thing, PETA is not completely useless, they have come up with a contest called “The Sexiest Vegetarian Next Door,” made up of hot models.  They released this contest on the heels of their yearly, Sexiest Vegetarian contest.   

Before you vote, take a look at my recommendations.  I am certain, although our lifestyles may clash, that each of these women would love my mildly good looks and lack of cash flow.

Take Allison H. at the top of the bracket.  She is a go-go dancer (read: Skankasarus Rex) and band member (read: drunk most of the time)

Take Fallion in the next match-up

Krystel all day in the next matchup

I’ll take Kimberly in next match-up because she counts fruit dripping with sweet juices and broccoli dipped in "creamy," thick dressing as just a couple of her turn-ons.

I’ll take Jenae in the next match-up, because she is a ginger

After careful deliberation, I’ll take Heather

Sara J. is my pick in the next matchup becauses he posed in underwear. (and you can see her boob)

Give me Alison F. or give me death

Going forward, I like Alison F. If she were to lose I would eat about four pounds a day for a month in protest.   I have to give credit where credit is due though, PETA got some hot ass environmentally responsible women (read: skanks) to participate in this contest.

The Angry T

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