Do Yourself a Favor and Watch “In Treatment” Immediatly

I feel it is my duty as an American to post this article in hopes that you will watch this television show.  If you don’t have HBO, you can stop reading and go use your outhouse, or plow horse, or that quasi-sexual butter churning machine.  However, if you do have HBO, I implore you to tune into In Treatment.  There are new episodes Monday – Friday at 9:30 on HBO.  Each day presents a profile of a different patient, with five different patients in treatment. It may or may not be a good show, I normally don’t watch that carefully, but I can tell you that you really want to make sure you watch on Monday so you can see Melissa George.  Her character name is Laura and I can confidently say she is one of the best looking women on television. Don’t believe me? Take a look:

If she is one of the hottest, I feel it is necessary for me to provide you with some reference material. For your viewing pleasure, I present the “Hottest Woman on Television Tournament” with the winner to face Melissa:

Evangeline Lilly – Lost

VS.

Blake Lively – Gossip Girls

Winner: Evangeline Lilly wins this one because she is a convicted murderer on the show Lost.  Nothing is hotter than a hot female murderer.

2nd Match-Up

Rebecca Romijn – Ugly Betty

VS.

Katherine Heigl – Grey’s Anatomy

Winner:  Katherine Heigl takes this match-up, because I just can’t get enough of that Emmy winning medical drama that is Grey’s Anatomy.

3rd Match-up

Minka Kelly – Friday Night Lights

VS.

Laura Vandervoort – Smallville

Winner: Kara is your winner because she may have some form of sexual super power.

4th Match-up

Katrina Bowden – 30 Rock

VS.

Kristen Kruek – Smallville          

Winner : Anyone who has seen Smallville knows this is win for Kristen going away

As we close out the first round, I apologize to all those who weren’t chosen, like Eva Longoria, or Ali Larter, or anyone else I missed.  Take comfort in knowing you are probably old news, and no longer worthy of my attention.

Semifinals

Evangeline Lilly vs. Katherine Heigl

Winner: Evangeline Lilly

2nd Semi-Final

Laura Vandervoort vs Kristen Kreuk

Winner – The fact that two Smallville ladies square off means that you should be watching this show.  Congrats to my girl Kristen on the win.

Finals

Kristen Kreuk vs. Evangeline Lilly

Winner – There are very few women in the world, television star or not, that could be stranded on a desert island for months and still maintain this level of hotness.

Super-Finals

Evangeline Lilly vs. Melissa George

Winner: This is really just a case of blonde or brunette because both these women are unbelievable.  I am going to go against my first instinct and Evangeline Lilly as the “Hottest Woman on Television.”

I feel that like a person who is six hours into a vacation road trip and is sure that they forgot something at home. In this case, I feel like I may have missed a phenomenally attractive woman. Let me know in the comments.

The Angry T

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