Picture this: You and your drunken friends leave your favorite bar in your normal loud and obnoxious way. Out of now where, a frightening machine resembling a terrible constructed vacuum cleaner darts out of the shadows yells at you, right before it sprays you with water and leaves you running for cover. This is the reality of robot dominated world we live in. This robot stands about four feet tall and weighs in at around 300 pounds. Take a look at the new name in law enforcement:
Ignore the old man on the right and cower in fear at that devastating robot on the left. It talks, it has a spotlight, it sprays water, and it is made out of an old meat smoker.
I really thought that drug dealers were a little more resilient than this. I have seen The Wire, I figured they would shoot, or shank, or club this thing, rather than run in fear. It’s almost like TV representations of things in real life aren’t actually true, but of course I don’t believe that.
So next time you leave the bar college kids, be aware that a similarly constructed robot, potentially made out of an old oil drum, or a used coffee maker, could be lurking in the shadows, waiting to spray you will water and leave your shrieking in fear.
The Angry T
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