Feb
26
2008

Bald Men of the World Unite!

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There is hope, bald men of America.  Once again, science has given the bald man a chance to shake the disgrace, shame and depression that comes with losing hair.
Even if this discovery does not lead to a new hair loss drug, bald men can draw inspiration from the brave men below.  These athletes succeeded despite the loss of some or all of their hair.  We salute you bald or balding athletes and we dedicate this post to you.

Disclaimer:  There are a lot of athletes, especially basketball players, with shaved heads.  I am going to try to err on the side of caution and only list guys that I am sure are bald.

Rasheed Wallace – Although Rasheed is not actually bald, the bald spot in the back of his head has plagued him his entire career. I assume this is why he is so angry all the time.

Charlie Villanueva  - It is almost fitting that the NBA’s version of Powder is signing an Albino basketball.

Brian Cardinal -

Sam Cassell

Hulk Hogan – The bandana is fooling no one

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Chris Kaman – Don’t think I have missed your growing power alleys Chris.  If you were to shave your head you would have huge peninsula jutting out from the back of your head. (Chris also made the All-Caveman Team)

Matt Hasselbeck / Trent Dilfer – We they played together in Seattle they were the baldest quarterback duo in professional sports history

Manu Ginobili – Again, Manu isn’t exactly bald, but he is definitely balding with a nice little spot in the back.

Barry Bonds – He may not be naturally bald, but after this use of performance enhancing drugs, his head, just like his testicles, are completely hairless.
 

Earthquake –

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Mark Messier

Jon Barry

Ray Nitschke – Not only was he bald, he also looked like he was around 65 years old when he played in the NFL.

Jay Buhner –


Placido Polanco –

Boo Weekley –

Stewart Cink –

Andre Agassi  – From a beautiful flowing locks to baldness in a matter of years, it was truly sad.

Kevin Youkilis

David Wells –

Karl Malone – No hair, no championships.

And last, but certainly not least:

Big Ern’ McCraken –

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