Mar
05
2008

How to Become a Model. Step 1: Sleep with David Beckham

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I think I got this line from Dave Chapelle, because I know I am not creative enough to come up with it myself, “You know you are famous, when the people you sleep with, instantly become famous too ” This was the case for Rebecca Loos, former nanny to David Beckham’s children. Loos claimed to have slept with Beckham, a claim which he adamantly denied, and instantly she became a semi-celebrity.

She has parlayed her semi-celebrity and her hotness, into an FHM cover (Photos below). Some people may be pissed that one with so little talent could become a model overnight simply because she said she slept with a famous man. In my mind, she is to be saluted. She realized how little she had to offer to society, besides the boobies, and lied (or maybe not) her way to the cover of a national men’s magazine. Bravo, Rebecca. Bravo.

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By the way, how much better does she look in these photos than in the article above. I have to believe that is natural.

The Angry T

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14 Comments »

  • Isaac says:

    How come I didn’t have a nanny like that when I was little?

  • chandler says:

    I remember growing up and all my nannies were like 50-60 years old. I probably would disown my dad had he boinked one of them, but if THIS was my nanny? High five pops, high five. Posh is all dried up anyways, so Dbeck has to get his rocks off somehow, cause it sure ain’t playing soccer.

  • MJ says:

    She was actually his personal assistant I believe, and she’s been on a couple of british reality shows like clebrity big brother or something. Oh yea and she was in the spanish I think version of playboy.

  • Burt Bachrach says:

    And she got a boob job – eveything about her is contrived !

  • 0771D says:

    wow!!! I mean come on can you blame a guy for this. It should be the mothers fault for hiring some one that is this hot. A Nanny should be 50 or 60. Way to go Dave this is your first big score in a while. GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!

  • John says:

    Actually, I think Chris Rock made the comment about a woman sleeping with a famous person becomes famous herself… and these were comments during the Lewinsky mess, so it was before Chapelle made it big.

  • Nani says:

    Heres a decent way to get your foot in the door and your comp card in the front of line. You can signup without being an active student I think.. http://www.ultimatecollegemodel.com

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  • matt says:

    this is the link I was talking about jessica Click Here!
    You guys need a good modeling program to help you get started. This video was made by a professional model so its good stuff. It IS the one my sister bought that I was talking about and as you all know she is doing pretty good in her career right now so I think its a good start.

  • Daniel says:

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