Mar
13
2008

The New American Gladiators aren’t Nearly as Straight as You Think

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Even though the new American Gladiators isn’t nearly as entertaining as the original, it makes up for it with a plethora of former male porn stars and strippers. Well, maybe it isn’t a plethora, but there are two dudes on that show that used to show people their wangs for money.

Gladiator “Militia” was exposed as a former porn employee last December. I call him a porn employee rather than a porn star, because it is unclear whether he actually starred in anything. He did have people take pictures of his weiner for money, so that puts in firmly in the porn employee catergory. That article, and several other like it, said he was involved in gay porn. I am not ready to call it 100 percent gay, because some chicks could have looked at it, so I’ll call it gayish.

Today it was revealed that gladiator “Justice,” worked for an all-male revue under the name “Thunder.”

Who is net for god’s sake? Not “The Wolf,” don’t you dare tell me that “The Wolf” did porn or stripped or did unmentionable things for a dime bag or two. Not that there is anything wrong with the gayness, but I think “The Wolf” might the straightest looking man I have ever seen. Besides the long hair and weird facial hair, he is a model for straight man everywhere.

I just want to go back to the days where I didn’t have to question whether the Gladiators are gay, or pornstars, or strippers. I want to be able to watch the Gladiators, and if I happen to get aroused at the physical competition, I want that arousal to be free to potential homosexual implications.

There was nothing potentially gay about the old Gladiators and that’s what made it so pure.


The Angry T

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