I have always said that one of the more dangerous social pursuits one can engage in is a lap dance. Hair, breasts, clothes, heels and several other things are flying around the champagne room, and the human body, with some much soft tissue, is a one big target. Finally, I can say definitively that my fears have been justified.
I wonder what kind of serious injury Chang might have experienced. Was he taken out on stretcher? Did the heel get caught in his eye, or his ear, or his nose, or his erection? Besides contracting one of the those four hour erections, I think this may be the only “serious†injury to ever result from a lap dance.
Despite Steven Chang’s injuries, this still sounds like the best place in the world: The Hot Lap Dance Club. I like my lap dances hot, rather than cold, as some men prefer. However, I don’t like my lap dances too hot, in that respect, I am sort of like Goldielocks. I want no fire, or open flame involved in my lap dances. Apparently, Chang is like Papa Bear, and as they say, “If you play with fire, you are bound to be seriously injured by a hot lap dance.â€
The Angry T
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