This is the Line you cannot Cross Communists

p>Once again, the Communists refuses to cooperate. First, Beijing’s air is so polluted that the world record holder in the marathon has refused to run in the Olympics. Now, an even more egregious injustice is being committed.
Now I know that the communists aren’t as materialistic as we capitalists. They don’t care about things like Gucci handbags or Cartier watches. I was under the impression that they did enjoy the ability to take a seat when they go number 2, but now I know that is just another of our capitalist excesses.

Here is a look at a squat toilet, because I had no clue what one was, until I found this very informative picture:

Now, for all your communists out there, this is how the other half poops:

Here is deputy director of venue management for the Olympics, Yao Hui’s take on the situation:
“Most of the Chinese people are used to the squat toilet, but nowadays more and more people demand sit-down toilets,” Yao said. “However, it will take some time for this transition.”
The Chinese people are also used to making the equivalent of 1,000 US dollars per year (on average) in urban areas. ($358 in rural areas) I don’t think that the Chinese are willing to spend 30 percent of their annual income on a sit down toilet. I also like how Yao throws in a little big, “nowadays more and more people demand sit-down toilet.” By nowadays, do you mean since the advent of indoor plumbing? Get it together China. These are the people that America fears? They don’t even sit down when they poo. I have seen that Charmin commercial with the bears, and even they sit down when the poop, and they use toilet paper, not some inhumane bucket with a hose coming out of it. I officially fear bears more than the Chinese, and most bears aren’t even communists. Take that Mao.

The Angry T

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