NCAA Tournament “That’s What She Said Alert”

As I watched the opening round tournament games on Thursday, I found myself listening to the announcer and muttering “That’s what she said,” after a ton of potentially dirty comments.  I decided to keep a running diary of the best  “That’s what she said,” moments, from the tournament’s first weekend.  Here they are:

“He tries to hit from long distance.”

“He gives one hard dribble and then rises up and scores.”

“You’ve got guys pulling each other down to the ground.”

“He overshoots it there.”

“He gets inside, lets it loose and drops it in with the left hand.”

“He’s quicker than you would think.”

“Oho, what a finish!”

“There will be lots of loose balls…”

“Chism can hurt you with the deep shot. He can bury you inside, but he can also step out and hurt you.”

“…and they will go at it, for five more minutes.”

“Tough entry, and then the give away.”

“They have not been hammered inside. I think most people thought they would be.”

“Jordan has really been laying the meat on people.”

“He has to get inside and make something happen.”

“He takes it right to the rack… easily.”

“What a nice stroke!”

“He performs a spin move out of the box.”

“He’s got to watch his rear there.”

“Johnson couln’t grab it himself”

“He gets hit in the right on the arm just as he is about to shoot”

“Denial is one thing, but ‘undressing’ someone like that is completely different”

“After a sub-par performance on Friday, he is really stroking it now.”

“Taj Finger with the tip…And Finger puts it in.”

“You have to recognize how packed it is inside. You have to man up when you go inside.”

“You can’t be tired when you’re scoring.”

“He’s got a gear that no one else has. Absolutely quick.”

“Pitt is going small now…really small.”

“Tom Izzo has been around the block a few times.”

Even the PGA got involved on Sunday:

(After Adam Scott hit the cup with an approach shot)

“It’s really unlucky that it just didn’t stick in the hole.  It could have just wedged itself in there. It could have been a Julius Erving Slam Dunk.”

“It’s gotta be tough hitting at the damaged cup, that thing is just ripped.”

Just filthy stuff on television these days.

The Angry T

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