I watched many episodes of Baywatch in the mid-90’s, but I honestly couldn’t tell you what happened in any of those episodes. There may have been one where a kid fell into a water and was about to be eaten by a shark, when his bottle nose dolphin friend came along and fought the shark off. Or, that could have been my other favorite show, Flipper.
Fans of Baywatch probably know that a Baywatch movie is on the horizon, with some big names, with big boobs, being thrown out to take the place of Pamela Anderson. The Sun reported that UK’s own Kelly Bell is one of the actresses auditioning to don the legendary red bikini. (There are more pics in that slideshow on the Sun site) I don’t think there could be anyone else more qualified, in the chest area, to play this role. Here are some pics of Kelly, and her 40G boobies: (By the way, she is 5′2″, so I have to imagine that her breats make up about 65% of her body weight.)
Here are five suggestions, which we will send directly to the casting department for the Baywatch movie, for other leading ladies we would like to see frolicking in a bikini, because they would have no trouble filling it out. (Because this site is about 10 % sports blog these days, all of these women had it least a casual connection to the sporting world)
5. Jessica Simpson – What she lacks in intelligence, she makes up for her subpar acting ability:
4. Carmen Decesare – Jeff, Garcia’s, Girlfriend…let that sink in.
3. Anna Benson – The Baseball Skank of the Year nine years running would look pretty good in a tiny bikini:
2. Elsa Benitiez- Rony Seikaly’s wife has a lot of experience frolicking in bikinis, and models have made some great transitions into acting. (i.e. Tyson Beckford in Zoolander)
1. .Gemma Atkinson- When she is not staring at herself, naked, in a mirror, she is dating Manchester United Star Christiano Ronaldo:
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outstanding. i wouldn’t have selected anyone different, or arranged them in any other order. touche and stuff.