If you weren’t aware that the new season of The Real World had begun, I am here to make you aware. This season is set in Hollywood, and as you might imagine, MTV has found a group of douches (sort of like this group of douches) equal to the task of living in Hollywood.
The NBA playoffs is just around the corner, with games starting Saturday and we decided to use the new real world cast to make our predictions for the finals. We sum the Real World cast up below and compare them to the NBA playoff teams:
Joey – The Posers – They look the part, but they aren’t going to win
Cleveland Cavs
Dallas Mavericks
Denver Nuggets
Kimberly –Happy to be Here – They are glad they made it, but they’ll be playing golf in a week
Atlanta Hawks
Philadelphia Sixers (Yes, that is a shirtless Shavlik Randolph)
Dave – The Douches – You are ruining the party, no one likes you. Please, go home:
Sarah –The Go-Getter – This is not your year, but you’ll have your day
Orlando Magic
Utah Jazz
New Orleans
Will – The Cool Guys – These teams are intriguing and they may have what it takes to pull it off.
Detroit Pistons
Phoenix Suns
LA Lakers
Briana – The Skanks – These teams are going nowhere. They make the playoffs consistently but have no chance of actually winning
Houston
Washington (Yes that is Oleksiy Pecherov)
Greg – The Chosen Ones (He was chosen by online voters to appear on the show) – These teams have what it takes and they are going to the finals
Boston Celtics
San Antonio Spurs
By the way, the Spurs are going to win. In six. You are welcome for saving you two months of television watching. Go enjoy your spring.
The Angry T
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This must be the newest Real World cast, which leaves me having to take your word for it because I haven’t watched more than one or two episodes of The Real World since the New Orleans cast(with the exception of my hometown season, Austin, which sucked anyway). I am predicting as much with my heart as my mind this year. I say Spurs over Lakers in 7 for Western Conference Crown; Celtics roll in 5 over the Pistons for the Eastern Conference Crown and then I concur that San Antonio fans(myself included) will be down on the riverwalk celebrating NBA Championship #5 after defeating the new look Celtics in 6. Furthermore I foresee Tim Duncan stepping up his Defense and Manu picking up the offensive load and the Finals MVP as well.
its funny that someone watching the real world is calling someone else a douche. douche.
Just for reference, I, like 94.5 percent of people who appear on the Real World, am a douche.
MD you are exactly right and admin I think you are being generous. Everyone on that show is a self serving bag of douche.
Your just pissed steveo cause you know every guy on that show has gotten laid more times than you have and problably ever will.
Heres another way to pick the NBA playoffs:
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