May
18
2008

The 2008 Preakness Hotness and Drunk Idiot Report

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The last time I did a post about hot chicks at a horse race, I got a pretty good response, so what the hell, I’ll do it again.  Let’s take a look at the talent at this year’s Preakness:

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Okay fine, there weren’t nearly as many pictures of hot chicks as there were at the Kentucky Derby.  However, there was “The Running of the Urinals,” which should be an olympic sport in my opinion.  The video below features several drunk people running across the top of Port-A-Pottys while other drunk people throw full cans of beer at them.

 

I would also like to thank the Baltimore Sun for this series of pictures and the captions that accompany them: (the actual Baltimore Sun captions are below each picture)

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A Preakness fan prepares to attempt to jump off a portable toilet in the Pimlico Race Course infield. Where do you think he’ll end up?

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A Preakness fan takes a leap of faith, trying to jump from one portable toilet to another.

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A Preakness reveler reaches for something to grab onto after coming up short while trying to leap from one portable toilet to another in the Pimlico Race Course infield.

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A Preakness fan falls toward the ground after trying to jump from one portable toilet to another, and coming up short.

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A Preakness fan lands head first on the ground after attempting to jump from one portable toilet to another in the Pimlico infield. After the hard landing, he was conscious when he was led away.

Just to be clear, the Baltimore Sun is paying people to photograph stupid drunk people jump off toilets unto other toilets. Where do I sign up?

I will be that guy at next year’s Preakness, except I won’t be conscious when I am led away.

The Angry T

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