Congratulations to the Chicago Bulls and their fans for winning the NBA lottery this evening and securing the #1 pick in June’s NBA Draft. Bulls’ fans can only hope that their number one pick contributes as much to the franchise as these recent draft picks:
2006 – LaMarcus Aldridge – Immediately shipped to Portland
2002- Jay Williams – Injured, will never play again
2001 – Eddie Curry – Ate a lot, will never play well again
2000 – Marcus Fizer – Is only good with Jamaal Tinsley
2000 – Dalibor Bagaric – Too European to be successful
1999 – Elton Brand – Sent packing as soon as it was recognized he had any talent
Bulls fans will notice that I left all of their good draft picks off this list, which isn’t surprising, because I am an irrational hater.
Do not fret Chicago Bulls, you aren’t the first group of people to make bad decision about who should be #1. In fact, even the collective wisdom of the American people is off from time to time. We have put together our list of the worst #1 songs of all time. There are some god-awful songs on this list, enjoy:
Honorable Mention – ABBA – Dancing Queen
Honorable Mention Because It is Not a Number 1…but it should have been. Make sure you picture Andy Bernard singing this song:
25. Maxi Priest – Close to You – 1990
24. Lipps Inc. – Funkytown – 1980
23. Right Said Fred – I’m too Sexy – 1992
22.- Crazytown – Butterfly – 2001
21. New Kids on the Block – I’ll be Loving You – 1989
20. Milli Vanilli – Blame it on the Rain – 1989
19. Toni Basil – Mickey – 1982
18 – Kriss Kross – 1993
17 – Snow Informer – 1993
16. Los Del Rio – Macarena – 1996
15. Hanson – MmmBop -1997
14. Ricky Martin – Livin La Vida Loca -1999
13. Rupert Holmes – The Pina Colada Song (Escape)– 1980
12. Daniel Powter – Bad Day – 2006
11. Avril Lavigne – Girlfriend – 2007
10. –The Partidge Family – I think I Love You – 1970
9. Shaggy – It Wasn’t Me – 2001
8. Barbara – Streisand – Women in Love
7.EMF – Unbelievable – 1991
6. Lisa Lisa Cult Jam – Lost In Emotion – 1987
5. Ace of Base – The Sign – 1994
4. Jan Hammer – Miami Vice Theme (Yes this was a #1, and yes I only included it because of the sick video)
3. Expose – Season’s Change – 1988
2. Wild Wild West – Will Smith – 1999
1. Timmy T – One More Try – 1991 Fittingly, the Bulls will get one more try to screw up their pick. (If you have the stomach to listen to this entire thing, the last 10 seconds are the worst.
The Angry T
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great list man. Christ I hate that the Bulls got the pick so they better mess it up.
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