This is the 2008 version of Indiana Jones. Look at it and weep.
Maybe I missed something when he was fighting Nazi’s and finding fantastic treasure, but the Indiana Jones I know does not shave his chest.
Listen, I don’t care if Harrison was doing it to save the rainforest. I don’t care about the rainforest if it means that that the movie stars of my youth will be shown to be a pussy. Grow up Harrison, I look out my window and see looks of trees. There are several causes that I would take up before I even thought about the rainforest. How about saving the whales? Or helping childhood diabetes? Why don’t you stop eating chocolate Harrison? I have to believe you putting down the Snickers would help tiny children with blood sugar problems more you shaving your chest helps the rainforest. Get your priorities straight pal.
The Angry T
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