The NBA All-I Play Better High Team

I would like to welcome Josh Howard to a growing, but still exclusive NBA club. Go ahead, Qyntel Woods, hand Josh his certificate and welcome him into the NBA “I Can Play Just as Well High Team.”

Marc Cuban has responded Josh Howard’s alleged marijuana and I completely agree with Marc’s position.  Do you think this was the first time that Josh ever smoked?  I have to believe that he has been smoking for a few years now, and playing quite well I might add.  The Mavs didn’t lose in the playoffs because Josh got high the night before the game, they lost because New Orleans was a better basketball team top to bottom. 

We are welcoming Josh to the team and giving him the starting small forward position.  This is a pretty formidable team, if they sober up enough to realize they are playing a game.  Here they are ladies and gentlemen, “The NBA All-High Team.” Each and every one of these players has at least been accused of smoking weed and several  of these gentlemen actually have some marijuana arrests:

Center – Kareem Abdul Jabbar – Kareem was arrested in the Toronto Airport for possession of marijuana.  I have to believe that he smoked a bit during his career and that didn’t stop him from setting the NBA record for most points in a career.  Maybe more people should smoke…I am talking to you Michael Olowokandi.

Power Forward – Rasheed Wallace – There has never been a better exchange between a police officer and a civilian than this conversation:

Police Officer: Is there any weed in this vehicle sir?

Rasheed Wallace: Not anymore officer, we smoked it all.

Small Forward – Josh Howard – How could this team possible win with Avery punching people in the nuts?

Shooting Guard – Allen Iverson – Possession of marijuana, among other things.

PG – Mookie Blaylock – I refuse to believe that Mookie has ever done anything wrong in his life.  My world would come crashing down if I thought that Mookie wasn’t perfect in every way.

The Bench

C – Robert Parrish – The Chief had marijuana sent to his home through the mail, which is almost as smart as taking it through the airport. (I didn’t think there was any record of Parrish smiling)

PF – Chris Webber – Racial profiling at its finest…probably.

SG / SF – Isaiah Rider – Rider is going for the felony sampler, which includes a drug arrest, kidnapping and assault.  God bless the dreamers. This is what he is capable of if he isn’t busy kidnapping people:

SG – Vernon Maxwell – Read that article and tell he Mad Max isn’t a team guy.

PG – Damon Stoudamire – I can’t think of anything smarter than trying to smuggle 1.5 ounces of marijuana through an airport, except setting off the metal detector, and then placing said marijuana in one of those plastic bins.

PF – Shawn Kemp – He just has a lot of problems.

C – Marcus Camby – The Toronto police is out for blood, just ask Kareem.

Coach – Doc Rivers – Either he is high or he is a god awful coach. For his sake, I choose to believe the former.

This is a damn good basketball team.  This is most definitely a playoff team and potentially a playoff contender in today’s NBA.  They team will have to play out of Amsterdam though, because marijuana is legal in the Netherlands.   David Stern won’t mind, this game is going global anyway.  We need teams in Paris, London, Rome and the like.  And like they say, when in Amsterdam, smoke a blunt like the Amsterdamians do.

The Angry T

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