Jun
03
2008

Send me to Jail, Lock me up, Throw Away the Key

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p>I have never been to Brazil, but I have to imagine that if their prison system is like this, the rest of the country must be absolutely glorious.  Let’s take a look at the amenities contained inside Genilson Lino Da Silva’s jail cell and see how they compare to my earthly possessions

TV:
Genilson : Plasma TV
Me: 4" portable handheld TV (When I have enough money for batteries)

Entertainment Systems:
Genilson: DVD player
Me:  VCR with one pirated copy of the Prince of Tides

Cash:
Genilson: $172,000
Me:  Hello Kitty man-bag containing $11 dollars and a coupon for a free order of Burger King French Toast Sticks. (Thank you very much Indiana Jones scratch off)

Bed:
Genilson:  King Size
Me: Twin size, however, I do have several pairs of rubber sheets in variety of colors

Extras:
Genilson: Gym equipment, two guns, two refrigerators
Me: One of these things, a white belt in judo that I achieved as a sever year old, and ice box that may or may not contain several dead, or very, very cold, hookers.

In response to the revelation that prison inmates have a much better life than me, I have only this to say: (careful of that strong language)

The Angry T

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