Barack Obama looks for Vice President in the sporting world

CNN recently reported that Democratic Presidential Nominee Barack Obama has recently came up with a list of about 20 people under consideration to be his running mate.  The word out of party headquarters is that while some of those on the list are predictably politicians and the like, others potential VP’s are said to be people “outside the box.”

We as Americans love three things: Sports, The Arby’s Big Montana, and Porn.  Unfortunately for Barack, The Big Montana doesn’t come from a state with a big enough population, and Bill Clinton has pretty much done the porn thing already.  If Obama truly wants to reach the American People with an outside the box running mate, then he must be considering people in the sporting world.  Using my keen eye for political talent that I developed while receiving a C+ in my “Intro to American Politics” class in college, I have found 6 candidates from the sporting world that would help send Barack Obama to the White House. Barack’s seventh and best possible VP candidate is off doing movies and giving people’s elbows, so he may not be available to help run the country.

OBAMA – SLICE 08
Slogan: We will fuck you up politically, and then strike you to the ground

OBAMA-BARKLEY 08
Slogan: Knocking the terrorists down a peg, one jumper at a time.

OBAMA- ANDREWS 08
Slogan: Oh hell no!!!

OBAMA- BROWN 08
Slogan: I’ll see your old white guy and I raise you a black man

OBAMA-DAVIES 08
Slogan: Like George Washington and Thomas Jefferson, every president needs a sturdy stallion.

Actually, this ticket might win.

OBAMA- GARNETT 08
Slogan: We will stare a hole through Iran’s soul.

These are your candidates, choose wisely.

Violent J

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