The 10 Dumbest Groups of Sports Fans

I present to you the dumbest fans in the history of the world. Rest tightly Ohio State fans, the mantle of stupidity has finally been take from you, by none other than the pot smoking, mushroom cap popping Dutch.  

Yeah, those guys.

Listen Johan van der Smutt, I understand that your team color is orange, but I have to believe, if I still believe that human beings are smarter than chimpanzees, that you know that construction workers in every single country in the world wear orange.  I am surprised this story didn’t include pictures of Dutch fans huddling in the produce aisle of Austrian and Swiss grocery stores just waiting for the oranges to move. 

These Nederlanders are obvious dumb, but are they the dumbest sports fans alive?  Let’s figure it out.  Below is the Angry T’s list of the dumbest fans, by sport.  And before you get up in arms about this writer getting on his high horse, I should let it be known that I am a fan of every single sport below, which, by the transitive property, makes me the dumbest fan in the world. 

I also have to admit that each sports’ respective position on this list had a lot to do with the pictures that I could find. 

10. Baseball – Baseball fans make this list simply for their propensity to run on the field. For example:

Just take a stroll to Waveland and Sheffield before, or better yet after, a Cubs game and you will get all the information you need about stupid baseball fans:

9. College Basketball - Maybe you can’t blame these energetic college kids for being idiots. They still live in a fake bubble where their hopes and dream mean something. Soon enough, they will be beaten down by life and wonder each day why they are getting out of bed. Sigh…

8. College Football – College football fans are slightly dumber than college basketball fans because the football demographic tends to include more "locals" who happen to live relatively close to a college and cheer louder and more drunkenly than the people who actually go to the school.

7. NFL Football – These fans have to be dumber than college football fans because outside of the place they happened to be born, they have no affiliation whatsoever with the franchise. At least college football fans chose to go to the school, what are these guys excuses for getting ridiculously drunk on a Sunday morning, besides alcoholism.

I bet this was worth it:

6.NBA Basketball – NBA fans are notorious for believing that their heckling actually effects the outcome of the game. "Did you see Dikembe Mutombo look back at me when I called him old, I must have really pissed him off." Congrats douche, this will probably be your closest brush with fame until you become the first person to accidently kill themselves with the frosting package of a toaster streudel. Work that one out in your head.

5. Soccer – The Dutch are only one of probably 100 unbelievably stupid fanbases. See below:

4. NASCAR – Any group of fans that calls Jeff Gordon, of California, a "Yankee Queer," will definetly find themseleves somewhere on this list, most likely close to the top. And then there’s the tattoos:

3. Cricket – For those of you not in the know, Cricket matches last for 14 of 15 days during which time neither the fans, nor the players have any clue what’s going on. If these fans aren’t perfect for this list I don’t know who is.

2. Hockey – When you talk about hockey fans, you can’t help but talk about Hockey Moms, who are right up there with the stupidist people on earth.

(Definetly NSFW)

1. Bear-Baiting – A picture says a thousand words:

The Angry T

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