Jessica Simpson and Pam Anderson Highlight Our Best Cat-Fight List

There is nothing I love more than a good old fashioned cat fight. Really, I don’t mind if the fighting chicks are two huge lesbian mules, I just love to see chicks throw down. Luckily, in this case, the two fighting chicks are hot as hell. Apparently, Pam got her animal loving thong in a bunch when Jessica Simpson wore this shirt:

If that shirt is make a phallic reference, then I am on board, and aroused. Wouldn’t it be great if the two chicks below just started wrestling? They would grope and grab at each other, new feelings might arise, both chicks would end up naked and it would all end up on "Blonde Cat Fight turned into Lesbianic Experiences" late night on the Spice Channel.

If they do engage in a cat fight, I really hope they reenact that Miller Lite "Great Taste vs. Less Filling" cat fight:

This little back and forth got me thinking about which loving sporting ladies I would like to see drop the gloves.

Baseball

A-Rod’s Ripped Stripper vs. A-Rod’s Wife vs. Madonna – Let’s call this a triple threat cage match –

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Jose Canseco’s ex-wife and Roger Clemens wife – Someone needs to figure out whether Roger was actually at that party and this match should pretty much decide it.

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Basketball

Kobe’s Wife vs. Shaq’s Ex-Wife – I imagine the animosity between these men extends to ex-spouses

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Doug Christie’s Wife vs. Rick Fox’s Ex-Wife, Vanessa Williams

Pro Wrestling

Hulk Hogan -Ex-Wife vs. Randy "The Macho Man" Savage’s wife, who I assume is still Ms. Elizabeth

Tennis

Ana Ivanovic vs. Maria Kirilenko

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Golf

Elin Woods vs. Amy Mickelson – This will be the last time Phil questions Tiger’s equipment

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Hockey

Sean Avery’s Ex-Girlfriend Elisha Cuthbert and Mike Modano’s wife Willa Ford – I don’t think these two have a problem with each other, but I would love to see them make out

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The Angry T

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