I love tattoos. I happen to have around 74 of them that make me look like a cheetah. I am going in for the prostestic tail in a few months. My love of tattoos allows me to appreciate English striker Wayne Rooney’s new tattoo:
In case that tattoo is too smal to see, Wayne’s skin is made to look like he is being pulled back to reveal the name of his favorite album, Just Enough Education to Perform, by his favorite band, The Stereophonics. Personally, I love his choice of taking his favorite music and turning it into a great tattoo. Before I got the Jaguar print all over my body, I had this tattoo on my back.
If I organized an party for athletes with terrible tattoos, Wayne would definetly get an invite. Check out who else would get an invite:
By the way, I would be much more accepting of these terrible tattoos if they all looked like this.
Amare Stoudamire – Calling yourself “Black Jesus” may be a bit presumptuous. Maybe it’s just me.
Lebron James - Jesus disagrees with this tattoo
Robert Swift – I think that this tattoo is supposed to depict someone dunking. I would be shocked if Robert Swift ever repeated that action in his NBA career.
Calf Tats:
What sport do you play again Mike Bibby? Is that net made out of Alligator skin?
Andre Brown – The only way to trump the terribleness of Mike Bibby’s tattoo.
Jeremy Shockey – God Bless America
Mike Tyson - Nothing better than a face tat
Kris Allen – I don’t know who the hell this guy is, but I can tell you that he plays rugby for the New Zealand All-Blacks. Kris, with a K, anticipated his team winning the Rugby World Cup from 2007-2011 when he got this tattoo in 2007. Unfortunately for Kris with K, the All-Blacks lost in 2007 and his tattoo made him look like a huge douche.
Vince Young - What does mine say? “V. Young!! What does mine say? “V. Young!!!
Dennis Rodman – This is not a bad tattoo, I am just envious
Jameer Nelson – Yes Jameer all eyes are on you. If by all eyes, you mean the eyes of 14 Orlando Magic fans.
Stephen Jackson – Yeah, that’s two praying hands holding a glock. I love me some Captain Jack
And the worst sports tattoo of all time is….
Melvin Costa – If this MMA fighter’s Neo-Nazi tattoo isn’t any offensive enough, he also has a tat telling people he has a small weiner.
Let me know who I missed.
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Rafael Arujo has the worst tattoo ever. That stupid shark on his arm is horrible. But so is he, so maybe that’s the reason.
Oh, and by the way, first!
Kris Allen doesn’t play for the All Blacks. He’s just a fan.
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/event/story.cfm?c_id=522&objectid=10468742
Deshawn Stevenson’s back features his name in huge letters and his jersey number made out of dollar signs and smoking bullet holes…at least its tasteful.
Part 2 should be stupid fan tattoo. Man have I seen a few out there while tailgating or at the game.
Scott Spezio has a huge tattoo of his stripper-esque girlfriend.
http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/dayart/20050818/450speizio_tattoo.jpg
I know it was a few years back, but what about Dennis Scott having his portrait tattooed on his arm. We were forced to look at his ugly mug twice!
yep Rafael Arujo is pretty bad, maybe his tatts were an omen for his career.
Bibby’s tat is covering a previous tat I’m pretty sure. Does anybody know? It looks like in upper net Care/Cane.
Are you kidding me Shockey’s tattoo is horrible!!!! That is an amazing tattoo and all I get from this is that your not fan but rather a geeek who writes meaningless stories online…..good job
The net on Bibby’s tat says “Tone RIP”
http://www.mikebibby.com/tats.htm
@Kaiser
Dennis Scott’s tat was of his father
Greg Ostertag had a horrible tatto of Fred Flinstone on his calf.
First of all, I am a fan, but obviously not as big a fan as you, because I don’t like his very patriotic gigantic bald eagle tattoo. Second of all, I am a geeeek (with four e’s) who writes meaningless stories online. Check out the rest of the site, you’ll see what I mean.
Marcus Camby and that nerf hoop
What about that stupid butterfly/crown thing on Kobe Bryant’s arm? What the heck is that?
How about Damon Stoudamire’s portrait of his grandmother on his arm? Aarrgghhh!
richard jefferson’s tat needs consideration here…very lame
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I really don’t believe it. I pray Rooney is ok for the cup!