Jul
21
2008

The Least Imposing Looking MMA Ass-Kickers

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This man is the most dangerous heavyweight in the world:

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He probably finished the fight quickly because he wanted to impress this lovely lady, who was in the attendance with boyfriend Tito Ortiz:

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Doesn’t that guy look like someone who should be cleaning suburban pools? Instead, Fedor makes a living beating the hell out of large men. He is fairly good at it as well, with only one loss in 26 fights. Many regard Fedor as the best MMA fighter in the world. The only thing that stopped Fedor in that fight was an accidental headbut by his opponent that wouldn’t stop bleeding.

I love to see these guys that look no more assuming than your local gas station attendant that participate in one of the world’s most physical sports at a high level. Let’s take a look at some MMA fighters that look soft but are actually ass-kickers:

 

Paul Buentello - The 6′1" 246 pound Buentello looks like he trains with a tall boy and bag of doritos. Ine fact, he is a great shape and uses an impressive striking repitoire to pound opponents.

David "Tank" Abbott – Just check the picture. Obviously Tank doesn’t look weak, but he definetly looks very soft around the midsection.

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Don Fyre - Don certainly looks like an ass-kicker, so it may seem like he doesn’t fit on this list. However, take a look at his picture and nickname below:

 

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With that mustache, let’s just change the nickname to "Sexual Preadtor," and call it a day. And I am not suggesting that this man is a pedophile, with that mustache and the ability to beat someone’s ass at the drop of a hat, this guy is pulling tail like it has an experation date. At the same time, he looks more like a cop who moonlights as a porn star two weekends a month.

Mark Hunt - Don’t these guys train five hours a day? Take a look at his record, he may have benefitted from more conditioning.

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Great choice of music:

Shannon "The Cannon" Rich – This guy looks fairly impossing, but his career record is 38-61, so you don’t have to be afraid.

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Fast forward to the two minute mark. Shannon, in an attempt to add "cheater" and "poor-sport" to the list of negtive adjectives that decsribes him, tries to cheap shot his opponent a couple minutes after losing the match. The referee reacts quickly and chokes out the would be cheap shot artist.

Coty "Ox" Wheeler – Here is all 135 pounds of "Ox." The sad part is that this guy could be the hell out of the vast majority of people.

http://www.cdn.sherdog.com/fightfinder/Pictures/Fighter_17513.JPG

 

Kenneth Allen – (Make sure you read that link) I really wish I could find video or at least a picture of this man. I can’t even fathom the type of determination it takes to continue to fight after losing so may fights in a row. Did I see determination? Because I might outright stupidity and possible mental deficiency

 

Cory Simpson – This is the only man that Kenneth Allen beat:

A little digging on Sherdog’s fighter profile database can do wonders. This guy, who fought in RCF’s Cold Hearted card in Biloxi in 2005. Apparently, no one knew his name, because his name on Sherdog’s database is simply "Fat Guy." Shockingly, he lost by TKO in the first round.

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