Damn those ingenious Europeans, they always come up with the best ideas before we do. First it was French kissing, then the Belgian waffle, then the Dutch oven, and now the Swamp Soccer World Cup.
Let me tell you the story of this wonderful event, in pictures:
Your typical British woman brings the ball up field:
King Hippo’s sister is unable to get out of the mud:
One more reason to reinstate the Cold War. It starts with a win at a swamp soccer tournament, it ends with a Cuban missle crisis:
What happened to those really hot Scandinavian chicks everyone talks about:
More hot Norweigian chicks:
Even more hot Norwegian chicks:
Now we are getting somewhere:
If I know Europeans like I think I do, and I think I know them based probably untrue stereotypes, then this man has certainly not showered yet:
Does anyone think this would have been a lot better if it were played exclusively with hot chicks?
Anyone?
The Angry T
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