Jul
22
2008

Cristiano Ronaldo’s Stable of Women begins to look Jeter or Mayeresque

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Fans of SI’s Hotclicks may remember the hubbub that ensued when Jimmy Traina suggested that John Mayer may have went out with hotter chicks than Derek Jeter. For reference sake, here are both of their lists:

Derek Jeter:

Scarlett Johansson

http://www.softpicks.net/screenshots/Scarlett-Johansson-Sexy-Hot-Screensaver.jpg

Jessica Biel

http://www.espacioblog.com/myfiles/peterparker/jessica-biel-gq-03.jpg

Mariah Carey

Gabrielle Union

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Jessica Alba

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Vanessa Minillo

John Mayer:

Jennifer Aniston

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Jennifer Love Hewitt

Jessica Simpson

Minka Kelly

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Cameron Diaz

Well, fellas, Cristiano Ronaldo is taking a run at both of you. His resume isn’t nearly as complete, but he is only 23, compared with 30 and 34 for Mayer and Jeter respectively. Here is Cristiano’s new girlfriend, Italian model and TV presenter, Letizia Filippi:

Letizia Filippi, la nuova fiamma di Cristiano Ronaldo

Letizia Filippi, la nuova fiamma di Cristiano Ronaldo

Cristiano broke up with his latest former girlfriend, model Nereida Gallardo:

On the prowl ... Nereida Gallardo

All smiles ... Nereida Gallardo

Cracking view ... Nereida Gallardo

Before Nerieda, there was Gemma Atkinson and her two huge friends:

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In early 2008, he was linked with TV presenter, Carolina Patrocinio:

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Cristiano snuck Portugese model Merche Romero in there somewhere:

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Before that there was Luciana Abreu, the winner of the Portugese version of American Idol:

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Not a bad starting five for Cristiano, assuming I didn’t miss anyone, which is probable. All of Ronaldo’s ladies are hot, but they don’t have the notoriety that Jeter’s or Mayer’s presumably because they are all European women. That being said, watch out John and Derek, Christiano is coming for you.

The Angry T

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8 Comments »

  • Blackhatseo says:

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  • james says:

    Ronaldo’s Bipasha Basu theft?

  • Shaheen says:

    This dude doesn’t even come close to Jeter’s list. Yeah, the chicks are all hot, but the key is to bang a hot FAMOUS chick. I guess he’d be the man in Portugal or Denmark, but in America he’s just a kid who’s had some dumb models. Hell, I’ve done that. Wake me up when you find someone who’s starting lineup includes someone in the People’s 50 most beautiful, not Maxim’s hometown hotties.

  • Yo Quiero Tetas says:

    Jeter is the man and his life certainly doesnt suck but if you want to see who can take his throne or maybe already has look no further than Justin Timberlake who is still young and has almost all of jeters list plus and probably doing even better would be Leonardo DiCaprio. By the way Tom Brady may be doing better than John Mayer. Gisel, Bridget, Tara Reid when she was actually still kinda hot.

  • Justin says:

    Ronaldo’s list is top notch, just because we have not heard of these chicks, does not mean they are not HOT. Gemma Atkinson- are you kidding me. She’s worth two of any other chick, look at those things!!!! Kids only 23 too.
    However Jeter’s list is frickin awesome too.

  • Wild Bill says:

    Gimme more Gemma. This guy may eclipse Beckham one day.

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