Ronaldo takes Tanning a Little Too Seriously

Just one day after I proclaimed Cristiano Ronaldo the king of poon, he goes and out in public looking like this:

and like this:

(Disclaimer for new readers: This is one of the few times in the history of this site that I will post multiple images of sun-bathing bronzed men. Please feel free to come back often.)

(Other Disclaimer for new readers: I do tend to make a significant amount of pro wrestling posts, so you can expect photos of bronzed men in speedo quite frequently)

If I had my color wheel handy, I would place that color very close to cedar, or metro, depending on the accent color. Step away from the bronzing lotion and and slowly step back into heterosexuality. Despite being all knowing and omnipotent, the tiny Jesus on Ronaldo’s necklace is getting a third degree sunburn.

The most embarrasing part of the this whole salmon colored experience is that his left foot, from the ankle down, is as party white as your average ginger’s thighs. I apologize to John and Derek for even putting this guy in your league.

The Angry T

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