Fantastic News of the Day – Stapling Your Ass Cheeks Shut and Electric Dog Collars to Control Children

We may be starting a new feature around here where we find two or three of the most ridiculous stories from the web and show you them here.  Here’s the inagural edition (laziness will dictate whether I keep this feature going)

See, I Told You This Happens to Everyone

I no longer have to explain to friends and family how stapling your asshole together is a very common occurence.

Believe me, you really don’t want to read past the title of that story.  Please don’t do it.  Damn you, you probably did.  Okay, I’ll try to help:

Hopefully that helps.

In a Way, This Clown was Right

If a court case ever warranted a slap on the wrist, and probation over jail time, this would probably be it.

Isn’t “Hanging” still a form of the death penalty in Utah.  I thought these guys would be a little tougher on crime that this.  I think this story proves that if you forbid a large group of people from dancing or drinking, they will find other ways to amuse themselves.

The Angry T

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