Sep
25
2008

ANGRY T NEWS OF THE DAY – Mom and Children Attempt Car Surfing and 6,000 Calorie Dinners Honoring Dead People

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Car Surfing Amateurs

Here we go again, another example of the Nanny State telling us how to raise our kid.  Car surfing is a time honored tradition in my family.  Actually here is some family video of me “surfing” last year:

(one minute mark)

Raise Your Cholesterol by 40 points and Honor Sir Ernest Shakleton

This is the best way to honor a dead person. I actually own a restaurant and I am going to honor the late Chris Farley with a meal consisting of 11 crullers, six McDonald’s Double Cheeseburgers, 1/2 kilo of coke and the bottom half of a dead hooker. (7,400 calories and 60% of your daily value of chlamydia)

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