If this “Blue Steel” cover shot of Cristiano Ronaldo’s new calendar is any indication, we might be treated to “Magnum,” and “Le Tigre,” or perhaps “Ferrari,” for 12 months, and for only seven Euro.
Sounds like a great year to me.
Ronaldo shouldn’t be alone in this calendar initiative. There are a several athletes and sports personalities that should take advantage of the booming calendar market. Let’s take a look at a few:
Men of the Offensive Line – Nothing says sexy like abnormal amounts of belly fat:
Football Coach Beefcakes: With emphasis on the beef…and the cake:
Jenn Sterger & Friends: Boobies + Cowboy Hat = On TV
Athletic and Hideous – If you don’t expect a Sheldon Williams picture immediately you just aren’t paying attention:
Yes, that is Otis Nixon)
Ladies of the Sideline: No Erin’s Allowed - Sideline reporters unite against Erin Andrew’s dominance of the headlines:
Athletes and Their Pets – “Lots of Woofs, Meows, and Fun!!”
Inebriated Athletes – Their drunkenness is directly proportional to how hard I laugh at the picture. These pictures make me feel that if you replaced the bottle of Belvedere with a plastic jug of Thor’s Hammer Vodka, Stephen Jackson and I live similar lives.
Men of the Links – Their polyester blend shirts and microfiber pants drive the women wild:
Ladies of the Hardwood – Don’t worry, this calendar will only include the hot ones:
Look for all of these calendars this Fall at Barnes & Noble. You should be able to find most of them near the register in the 87% off bargain bin, except the “Men of the Links” calendar, which should go like hotcakes, which coincidentally is the breakfast, lunch, dinner and mid-day snack for Tim Herron.
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