The Angry T

The Angry T is the creator, editor, owner and heir to the Angry T fortune. He hails from the lily white Detroit suburb of Livonia. He is listed at 5′10″, but scouts say he plays much bigger. Very few people have ever seen his face, but those who have speak of a beauty undescribable by human language. Despite his good looks, he nearly useless in anything that involves writing or editing, so you can count on him for all posts involving a Top five list, because he is too lazy to go all the way to 10.

Violent J

Violent J was also sired in Livonia, MI where he and The Angry T owned the playgrounds and recess football. While T went unto commercial success as a fluffer, J parlayed his athletic ability in a college baseball scholarship to the University of Michigan. Many scouts said they hadn’t seen ability like his in years, but years and years of steroid use that would make Lyle Alzedo cry derailed a promising career. Down on his luck and with his baseball dreams behind he, Violent J was given a leg up and allowed to write for the Angry T and share in the hundreds of cents of ad money brought in each year. J is the talent, so expect in-depth think pieces about what cup size Daniel Fischel wore in each respective season of Boy Meets World.

Killer K

Killer K holds the distinction as the only writer on staff that can say that English is his first language. He scrapped and stuggled to make it out of Redford and attend the University of Michigan. His intestinal fortitude and willingness to write an article ever two weeks and expect no pay in return made him a perfect fit for TheAngryT.com.

Raging M

Raging M is 6 feet seven inches of pure literary talent. The Angry T noticed Raging M’s talent years ago when he would beat the piss out of T whenever he drove him home from school. Beating up 12 year olds is a quality we not only admire, but also require from our writers at TheAngryT.com.

Tenacious E

Born within hours of Angry T, Tenacious E was destined to be his shadow, foil, nemesis, and on again/off again love interest for years to come. From his days as a street (wiffle) baller in suburban Detroit, to his education in the ghetto of Dayton, to his current gig baiting Chris Henry into simple assault in Cincinnati, E’s tenacity can only be matched by his weekend homosexuality.

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