If you didn’t already have a reason to watch the Olympics, I am going to give you one. Meet Alicia Sacramone, a young, supple American gymnast that I saw last night while watching a replay of the U.S. Olympic Gymnastic trials and figuring out whether I wouldn’t to kill myself by strangulation or stabbing.

Bad news pedophiles, she’s 19. Good news dudes who wait until chicks are 18 to oggle them, meaning that you were probably oggling them when they were 16, meaning that you are probably a pedophile, she’s legal. OGGLE. By the way, she has an uncharecteristically "developed" chesticle area for a gymnast.

I don’t care if she messed up, I still sort of love her:

I really hope this is actually her:

I don’t know about you, but I’ll be watching the gymanastics at the Olympics, and not just the men’s this time…I promise.

The Angry T

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