I grew up in the lovely state of Michigan, which no one would confuse with the intellectual center of the universe, so it is hard for me to pass judgement on idiots, BUT I am definetly passing judgement on these idiots.
LITTLE ROCK, Ark. (AP) – Crowds in Arkansas came for the lure of cage fighting and $1 beer, but police say what they got instead was men ripping each others’ clothes off and kissing — a stunt suspected of being orchestrated by Sacha Baron Cohen of "Borat" fame.
"We had a contract for cage fighting. We were deceived," said Dwight Duncan, president and CEO of Four States Fair Grounds in Texarkana, where the first of two Arkansas fights raised suspicions last month.
The day after the June 5 Texarkana bout, Fort Smith’s convention center hosted "Blue Collar Brawlin.’" Fort Smith police Sgt. Adam Holland said organizers told him a character named "Straight Dave" would goad a planted audience member into the ring for a fight.
The two men would then wrestle, rip away some of their clothes and share a brief kiss reminiscent of one between Baron Cohen and Will Ferrell in the film "Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby."
Producers said "there would be a romantic embrace," Holland said. "They said it was kind of to essentially make fun, poke fun at wrestling — two guys rolling around on the floor, all sweaty."
The authorities seemed very concerned about the raucous crowd:
"It set the crowd off lobbing beers," Holland said. "They had beers in plastic cups. Those things can get some distance on them actually," said Fort Smith Sheriff Adam Holland.
I have always said only good things can happen if you put together homoerotic groping passing as a sport and one dollar beers. This just proves that point.
I would have loved to be there to see these clowns just flying off the handle when these two dudes started making out. Actually, I may be able to see it if it gets included in Sacha Baron Cohen’s new movie. I can only hope that it is hilarious as the gay pride scences in Borat:
Actually, the new movie is based on Borat’s Bruno character. So maybe the scene will play out something like this…maybe with the man-ass:
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