I know all of you were on the edge of your seats for William Regal’s Loser gets Fired Match vs. Mr. Kennedy. I am sure that you, like me, were disappointed that everybody’s favorite Brit lost the match and was forced to leave to company. Actually, even though I am a huge loser, I did not happen to watch RAW last night. However, I did run across this story, which led me to the Loser gets Fired Match.
Just to be clear, this lumpy, quasi in shape man, got suspended for performance enhancing drugs:

But this guy:

Or this guy:

Or this guy…

And especially this guy:

Were never suspended for using anything. Right…
I would never question the genius of Vincent Kennedy McMahon, but I think a couple of these guys may have fallen through the cracks of his steroid policy.
Oh wait, I think I get it now. You suspend your third tier stars rather than your superstars, and that makes it look like you really care about steroids. In that case, here a couple more guys’ pee you might want to take a look at:
(in the green)

And this guy:

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