This has to be the best beer commercial ever right?

Great work Guinness.

Here are my top ten:

10. Bud Light – Apology Robot

9. Amstel – I hope to pull off the move at the 30 second mark this weekend:

8. Hahn Premium Light

7. A British Beer Company (Maybe not British, but the actors sounds British, and they use the word “Flat,” a British word meaning table)

6. Taborg

5. Toohey’s Beer – How to Open a Beer:

4. Miller Lite – Great Taste, Less Filling, Large Mammaries:

3. Some Bulgarian Beer Company – I enjoy anything commercial beer bottles are opened with female body parts:

2. Carlton Draught – Cinematography that would make Marty Scorcese proud:

1. Guinness – I haven’t been this proud of the Irish people since they sired Fit Finlay and released him into the wrestling world.

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I love college kids. They still have the vhim and vigor that has been sucked out of my soul over the last two + year of work.  Look at this site, how ingenious is GetDrunkCheap.com?

You and your broskis are getting ready to buy beer, you hop on that site, take five seconds to find the cheapest case of Natural Light in town and you are set, $1.58 saved.

Just in case you are one of those people that doesn’t like to drink the cheapest beer possible, this site has about 3,000 different beers in the drop down menu for you to peruse and drink with a pinkie extended.

Hopefully this site explodes and goes worldwide, so people other than Ann Arbor residents can reap the benefits of their exceptional service.

Plus, if this site does god world-wide, Kyle Orton will be able to save money when he gets this drunk, which is always a plus.

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I have no doubt that you downed a few beers this fourth of July weekend. You probably had a few Bud Lights or a few Miller Lites while your enjoying your fireworks. But why did you purchase the Bud Light over the Miller Lite or vice versa? You may think it is because of taste, but you are dead wrong. You have been brainwashed by the several thousand beer commercials that you have been exposed to in your life time. When you were building your lego tower and watching Step-by-Step, you were also being inundated with advertising from a company that wanted nothing more than you and your seven year old liver as a future customer.

Thank to youtube, I can allow you to see the marketing genius behind your brainwashing. Let’s take a look at the Top 10 Budlight commercials of all-time (We will look at the Top 10 Miller Lite tomorrow) and see how great of a job the Anheuser Busch family has done in brainwashing you into buying their products.

10 – Bad Dog –

9. Mr. Foot Long Hot Dog Inventor –

8. Bud Light feat. Jackie Moon

7. Horsies

6. A white person version of the Whazzup! commercials

5. Clydedale Donkey

4. Naked Ferret

3. Ouch

2. The Real Men of Genius Compilation – Here are the best of the rest "Real Men of Genius." I think this is the best commercial concept ever, with the exception of #1

And the greatest bud light commercial of all-time is…

The Angry T

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