Most sports fans probably remember that George Foreman named all 43 of his children “George.” Well, one of those kids is all grown up and he’s following in daddy dearest’s footsteps. Meet George Foreman III, who goes by the nickname “Monk.”

I understand this isn’t a title fight, but could George have handpicked a worse fighter?  I’m sure Clyde Weaver of Parsons, TN is wonderful human being and one hell of a sexual dynamo, but a boxer he is not.  This guy is fat, covers up like a turtle and might have thrown four punches in the entire fight. I really want to know his actual occupation, because there is no chance this man is a professional boxer, unless new training methods include getting fat as hell and punching like a drunk chick who just got a cranberry and vodka spilled on her Sketchers.

For the first 30 seconds or so I was certain that this guy was employing the Homer Simpson defense:

At the very least, Monk started his professional career off with a W.  At the very most, Monk just beat the hell out of a postal worker.  Here’s to Monk continued success and here’s to longshoreman everywhere fearing the power of George’s right hand.

The Angry T

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