I am sure at least a few of you out there are in some sort of a slump with the ladies.  My advice, look for someone like this the next time you go to the bar, and break out of that slump, Mark Grace style.

Thankfully for you, you don’t have to listen to me, there is this nine-year old who knows all kind of stuff about chicks.

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This has to be the best beer commercial ever right?

Great work Guinness.

Here are my top ten:

10. Bud Light – Apology Robot

9. Amstel – I hope to pull off the move at the 30 second mark this weekend:

8. Hahn Premium Light

7. A British Beer Company (Maybe not British, but the actors sounds British, and they use the word “Flat,” a British word meaning table)

6. Taborg

5. Toohey’s Beer – How to Open a Beer:

4. Miller Lite – Great Taste, Less Filling, Large Mammaries:

3. Some Bulgarian Beer Company – I enjoy anything commercial beer bottles are opened with female body parts:

2. Carlton Draught – Cinematography that would make Marty Scorcese proud:

1. Guinness – I haven’t been this proud of the Irish people since they sired Fit Finlay and released him into the wrestling world.

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