The year is 2003.  George Bush sits in the Oval Office contemplating what to do about Saddam Hussein.  He kind of wants to go to war, but he kind of doesn’t, “it could get messy,” he ponders.  Finally, he sees it, as if there were a  four foot wide, blinking neon sign at the end of his desk, “Ping Pong.” Ping Pong is the answer  to all his problems.  All he needs to do is play a couple games of Ping Pong against Saddam, smooth things over and get some other things straightened out.  Crisis averted, finger off the button, none of our young men are put in harm’s way. It worked for Forrest Gump, why couldn’t it work for Boy George.

Unfortunately, it didn’t happen that way in America.  But, that is how they do things in Asia. If you weren’t aware, these cats don’t like each other too much.   They have  waged a few different wars, going back thousands of years, but they plan to bury the hatchet with a little bit of pong. 

This is a very mature decision in my opinion.  Hopefully they don’t play that homoerotic Texas Ping Pong that the Hansborough’s play.  I doubt they will though, they have way too much honor for those types of shenanigans. I know because I’ve seen Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III: Turtles in Time.

The Angry T

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