I am getting pretty sick of all of the Erin Andrews coverage.  “Erin Andrews wore a skirt!!!” “Erin Andrews took a bite out of a hot dog!!!”  “Erin Andrews might have said ‘ground balls’ in a dirty way!!!”  Frankly I just don’t get it.  And that is why I was so happy to hear that the other sideline reporters all over the TV dial had gotten together to pose for this upcoming year’s 2008-2009 Sideline Reporter Swimsuit Calendar without little Miss. Prissy-Britches Erin Andrews, who was not invited to partake in the photo shoot.  Finally, the Doris Burke’s and Michele Tafoya’s of the world had their day in the sun.  And wouldn’t you know it; a lot of these more “traditional” sideline reporters were hiding gorgeous bodies behind their pantsuits and blazers.  Take a look for yourself:

Miss January: Lisa Salters

Miss February: Doris Burke – You are a dirty girl Doris.

Miss March: Suzy Kolber

Miss April: Holly Rowe

Miss May: Shelly Smith – It turns out she does have a cute face

Miss June: Michelle Tafoya

Miss July: Lesley Visser

Miss August: Pam Ward

Miss September: Sam Ryan

Miss October: Pam Oliver

Mister November: Craig Sager – I’ll take a short stack of those Pamcakes.

Mister December: Peter Gammons

Unfortunately, Cheryl Miller just missed the calendar with this shot:

Calendars will go on sale in December, with all profits being donated to the Erin Andrews nose job foundation.

-Violent J

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