Sep
01
2008
4

College Kids are Smart

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I love college kids. They still have the vhim and vigor that has been sucked out of my soul over the last two + year of work.  Look at this site, how ingenious is GetDrunkCheap.com?

You and your broskis are getting ready to buy beer, you hop on that site, take five seconds to find the cheapest case of Natural Light in town and you are set, $1.58 saved.

Just in case you are one of those people that doesn’t like to drink the cheapest beer possible, this site has about 3,000 different beers in the drop down menu for you to peruse and drink with a pinkie extended.

Hopefully this site explodes and goes worldwide, so people other than Ann Arbor residents can reap the benefits of their exceptional service.

Plus, if this site does god world-wide, Kyle Orton will be able to save money when he gets this drunk, which is always a plus.

http://prnewser.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/drunk_college_kid.jpg

The Angry T

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Mar
07
2008
8

A Salute to Drunk Assholes, AKA Baseball Fans

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I was a little shocked that while the Mitchell Report / Steroid Scandal has been all over baseball this off-season, people are still filing into Arizona and Florida to see their favorite teams in spring training.  I mean can these millionaires do anything they want and still have people running back to them the next season?  Finally I realized that baseball fans are mostly drunk idiots who are only at the ball park to fight somebody over what hat they’re wearing.  So this YouTube Friday, we salute you drunk, idiotic, violent baseball fan.  Your ability to get in a fight/embarrass yourself over players and teams that you have absolutely no effect in any way is very impressive.  I would say I’ll see you at the ballpark this spring, but I have a feeling I’ll be running into you at the bar at about 4 am watching you fight a bar stool that talked shit to your skank girlfriend.

 

Red Sox



Blue Jays-Red Sox


Cubs-White Sox


Phillies


Dodgers


St. Louis Cardinal Fan


More Red Sox


Drunk Brewers Fan



Congrats to those who made this list, you are an inspiration to drunk fans everywere.

Violent J

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