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As knockouts go, that is one of the best. It provides the brute force that makes the best knockouts great while throwing the douchbaggery of one competitor in the mix. Best of all, the douchbaggery of George Clinton’s brother in his video gets him knocked the hell out. Youtube is a great resource for many things. One of those things is great MMA knockouts. Let’s take a look at the best youtube has to offer.

(Major hat tip to FightChat.com, I used a couple of their finds from a previous best of list)

25. DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT kiss your opponent before a fight. Heath Herring shows you why:

24. This just can’t feel good:

23. Watch that foot:

22. Aleksander Emelianenko vs. James Thompson – The staredown is priceless if you are already aware of the result.

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21. Chris “Red Bull” Willems vs Akoni Nakila – Hands up fella

20. Takanori Gomi vs Ralph Gracie (1 Minute Mark) – This doesn’t happen a Gracie very often

19. Joey Villasenor vs Hank Weis – Poor Hank

18. 1. Chris “The Menace” Clements vs Lautaro Tucas – Never leave your feet unless you are ready to shoot. My fourth grade basketball coach taught me that.

17. Please keep your hands up.

16. Please don’t start crying…please.

15. If both of these guys don’t end up with some kind of brain damage I would be shocked.

14. 1 second knock out –

13. I have to throw this one in there simply because he is an ex-Detroit Lion. He was so used to getting the shit kicked out of him that this beatdown was pretty much par for the course.

12. This guy explodes like a Jack-in-the-Box at the one minute mark. I think he realized he was in an MMA fight at the :58 mark and finally decided to do something about it. That’s no shmuck at the other end of the octagon, that Vanderlei Silva.

11. Sean Loefller vs. Paul Wilborne – (2:45 mark) – I like how they show video of the guy sleeping after the match. He looks so peaceful.

10. If you have any intention of beating an Emelianenko, you better try to hit them in the head with some sort of blunt object several times during a match, or you will probably lose

9. They should probably both keep their hands up

8. I can’t think of a time when a shin to the head would be beneficial

7. Dwayne Lewis vs Aron Lofton – All that training for 15 seconds of fighting, not throwing a punch and then going unconscious.

6. Phil Baroni vs. Dave Menne – Phil uses dudes face as a speed bag for about 10 seconds

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5. Neil Grove vs. James Thompson – Human punching bag Thompson makes his second appearence on this list

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4. Sami Berik vs. Mark Smith – This one gets a little weird at the end when the dude starts twitching uncontrollably

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3. L.A. Hampton vs. Cliff Curzi – The winner gets hit with a pretty good shot coming in, but that doesn’t stop him from knocking his opponent out cold in four seconds.

2. “Kid” Yamamoto vs. Kazuyuki Miyata – I am pretty glad I wasn’t on the recieving end of that knee

1. I don’t know how the hell he pulled this off

I am sure I messed up in several places, but hopefully I get all the best ones on the list somewhere.

The Angry T

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