p>“Whatcha gonna do when Hulkamania uses a Jigging Shad Rap lure in freshwater, at dusk, on you.” The Hulkster will probably adopt this phrase, or something like it, in his new gig as a pitchman for a fantasy fishing league. How the mighty have fallen. What’s next Hulk, taking a job as co-announcer on a shitty remake of a popular 90’s television show? Like Double Dare for instance:

Fantasy fishing is the only fantasy sport that is more exciting than the actual sport that it covers. I can just see the fishing fans running to their towns’ only computer to set their fantasy fishing lineups for the weekend. You also have to wonder who the first pick would be in these leagues. It just has to be Kevin Van Dam right? He is fishing’s biggest name, besides Jimmy Houston of course. Did I just name two fishermen? In that case I have to stab a few people to regain my street cred.

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