It takes a special man to risk life and limb to entertain the masses.  It takes an even more special man to risk life and limb to entertain the masses, and after almost losing said life and said limb, to remain true to his sponsors.  NASCAR driver Joey Logano cemented his reputation in the eyes of any potential sponsor by not just walking away from a crash that looked incredibly dangerous, but walking away that crash with his Home Depot had firmly planted on his unharmed skull.  This is what we call “professionalism” ladies and gentleman.

Watching those crashes in slow motion is most certainly the best part of NASCAR for the non-diehard fan.  For this reason alone I think it would be a worthwhile exercise to take a look at some of the more frightening racing crashes that drivers survived and in some cases walked, or stumbled away from.

10. Michael McDonald (not this one) during qualifying at Texas Motor Speedway -  It appears that he’s angry about the crash and not happy that although this car just exploded and flipped six times, he’s still alive. Smile a little bit Mike.

9. Mike Harmon’s car tears apart at Bristol – It looks like Mike was in even greater danger that normal because his car tore apart right before getting hit by another speeding car.

Of course, he just ends up popping out of the car without a scratch.  Why don’t they make planes our of NASCARs?

8. Carl Edwards at this year’s Aaron’s 499 - Not only did Edwards flip his car, not only did his car hit the fence, not only di dthe crash take  place on the final lap and not only did he walk away, he Ricky Bobby’d to the finish. 

7. Amazing Crash at Le Mans – These cars already look like the smallest updraft could lift them airborne.  I guess it’s not surprising that this guy can do Blue Angel type moves with that thing.  He just failed to stick the landing which put him right into a wall.  I’m sure he’ll get it right next time.

6. Stephane Ortelli nearly decapitating another driver – I’ve never been hit in the head with a car going 280 kph, but I’m imagining it would hurt a lot.

5. BMW M3 goes off a ramp that was inexplicably placed very close to the race track where cars travel very fast.  The end over end couldn’t look better in slow-mo.  The driver went to the hospital but was released shortly after, for your reference.

4. Nascar Craftsman truck series fireball – Just plain scary

3.Any rabbit enthusiast better not watch this video.

2. Ryan Briscoe says hello to the fence and explosion of his car after getting bumped.  Amazingly all he got out of the crash was two broken clavicles and not an exploded body.

1. Tetsuya Oda’s Crash at Fuji Speedway in 1998 – Oda, who survived this crash, filed suit against race organizers for failing to implent proper safety procedures.  You can clearly see in the video that rescue personel seem very slow in helping the the on-fire Oda.  The first people to actually help Oda are his fellow drivers.  Despite this seeming negligence, the court ruled in favor of race organizers, saying Oda failed to decelerate quickly enough.

Oda’s story is detailed in a documentary called “Crash.” He no longer races professionally, but he owns a performance autmotive tuning garage called Tezzo.

Send along any other crazy crashes that we might have missed.

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F1 driver Jenson Button is pretty much a stone cold pimp.  This dude used to date Kelly Rowland, a member of the one of the greatest singing trios of the last 10 years, Destiny’s Child.  Now, Jenson has bagged a Japanese lingerie model by the name of Jessica Michibata.  The biggest issue that I have with Michibata is that she probably has not even considered dating me. Big mistake.

I think she might be the best looking F1 Wag out there, although the talent pool is very deep.  What are your thoughts gentle reader:

Fernando Alonso – Raquel del Rosario Macias – Spanish Pop Singer

Lewis Hamilton – Nicole Scherzinger – Pussy Cat Dolls

Mika Hakkinen – Marketa Kromotova – Noted dancer and stripper

Kimi Raikkonen – Jenni Dahlman – Raikkonen – Miss Scandinavia

Ralph Schumacher – Cora Schumacher

Felipe Massa – Rafela Bassi – Hot

Flavio Briartore, managing director of Renault – Elisabetta Gregoraci – Wonderbra Model

Y mi favorito Karen Minier – David  Coulthard’s wife -

Jessica is a close second to my girl Karen Minier. Whoever you chose, you have to acknowledge the very deep talent pool over at Formula one.

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Since we had a pretty good response to last week’s post about Tamara Eccelestone, we decided we should revisit the topic of Formula 1 babes. In doing a minimal amount of research, I found that hot chicks in pit row are a staple of Formula 1, and based on some of the pictures I would, that seems to be pretty true. Let’s take a look at some of the talent that we would have seen in pit row this season had we actually been fans of Formula 1.

(H/T to pbase for some of the pics)

Miss Universe – Jennifer Hawkins

Those are just the random unbelievably hot chicks, let’s check out some driver’s girlfriends:

Fernando Alonso – Raquel del Rosario Macias – Spanish Pop Singer

Lewis Hamilton – Nicole Scherzinger – Pussy Cat Dolls

Jenson Button – Kelly Rowland – This Kelly Rowland

Mika Hakkinen – Marketa Kromotova – Noted dancer and stripper

Kimi Raikkonen – Jenni Dahlman – Raikkonen – Miss Scandinavia

Ralph Schumacher – Cora Schumacher

Felipe Massa – Rafela Bassi – Hot

Flavio Briartore, managing director of Renault – Elisabetta Gregoraci – Wonderbra Model

Y mi favorito Karen Minier – David  Coulthard’s wife -

In this writer’s humble opinion, if we are ranking sports by the respective  hotness of their WAGs, then I rank Formula 1 #2, just a hair behind European soccer.  There’s something about those Euros that really get me going.  Go ahead and give us your opinion below.
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