Depending on who you ask, Gilbert Arenas might make his glorious return to the NBA hardwood this weekend against the Pistons. Gilbert should be back just in time to help the Wizards make a playoff push from 41.5 games out of 8th playoff spot. Even though I’m pretty sure that Gilbert was high when he sent that first text, I would still like to welcome him back with some of his best work in TV and film.

10. Gilbert Arenas Shoe Commercial

9. Gilbert Winning a One-Handed Three Point Competition Against Deshawn Stevenson

8. Gilbert Arenas’ Acceptance Speech for NBA Live 2008 (I don’t get it either)

7. Gilbert Arenas Fore-Shadowing

6. Gilbert Arenas Hibachi Shoe

5.Gilbert With an Etch-A-Sketch

4.Gilbert Almost Making it Rain (1:30 mark)

3. Adidas Basketball is Brotherhood Commercial:

This is actually a pretty awesome commercial:

1 and 2: This video is so wonderful, it deserves the one and two spots:

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NBA free agency is upon us and even though this isn’t the best class of all-time, we can still have some fun taking a look at who si available. NBA GMs take note, we have compared each of ESPN’s top 10 NBA free agents to beautiful works of musical art on the Billboard Top 100 to accentuate their greatest qualities:

Wow, in the middle of writing this article, ESPN changed their best available free agents to represent an up to date list. For instance, Kurt Thomas moved up to #5, which tells you all you need to know about this free agent class. In any event, for ease of me finishing this post, I am moving the combined team of Shaun Livingston / Kwame Brown to #5 and then move unto the the Top 4 on this list, which is still intact.

10. Ricky Davis – 7 Things – Miley Cyrus – Off the top of my head, Ricky Davis, shoots too much, turns the ball over too much, doesn’t look for his teammates enough, is a bad teammate, has never been a winner, once recorded a fake triple double, was only playing 25 minutes on the worst roster in NBA history (the 2nd half 2008 Miami Heat). 7 things, all bad.

9. Michael Pietrus – 4 minutes – Justin Timberlake feat. Madonna - 4 Minutes: The amount of time, in minutes, that Michael Pietrus’ talent dictates that he should play in each NBA game.

8. James Posey – If I Never See Your Face Again – Maroon 5 feat. Rihanna – You’ve got your championship, now go away.

7. Kurt Thomas – Bye Bye – Mariah Carey – Retire immeadiatly.

6. Beno Udrih – Pocket Full of Sunshine – Natasha Bedingfield - Beno has a pocket full of sunshine after signing a 33.5 million dollar contract and assumed the starting point guard duties in Sacramento.

5. Shaun Livingston / Kwame Brown – Kate Perry – I Kissed a Girl - Their long cornrows make both of them look like chicks, at least the ones I hook up with, so this song fits.

4. Desagna Diop – Colby O’ Donis feat. Akon – What You Got? – 5 Points, 5 boards, .8 blocks.

3. Corey Magette – Jesse McCartney- Leavin’ - Welcome to town Baron, don’t let the door hit you on the way out Corey Magette.

2. Gilbert Arenas – When I Grow Up – Pussycat Dolls - Can Gilbert grow up and lead whatever team he decided to sign with deep into the playoffs. In case you were wondering, the answer is no.

1. Elton Brand – Danity Kane – Damaged – You always need a first aid kit handy when this guy is around. Can his fragile ligaments hold up long enough to make a playoff run with his new buddy Baron?

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