As I was perusing my new favorite paper, The Sun, I found an article that reveals the new Gladiators (The British version of American Gladiators), and I have to say, I am not at all impressed, except for Ice:

Tempest is a little less impressive:

Enigma is even less impressive:

The appropriately named BattleAxe is downright hit:

Somehow, BattleAxe, or Shirley Webb, which she goes by when she isn’t dragging people under a bridge for not paying the toll on a country road, was a hammer thrower, who reached the semi-finals of the Athens Olympics.

At least this chick is going to host the show. Anything they do to take my eyes away from BattleAxe is a good thing:

None of these Gladiators is Gina Carrano, I can tell you that much:

The Angry T

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